Release Him!

We (Notorious F.A.G. and I) KNOW that your species abducted him for our planet and have implanted some sort of mind control device deep into his brain!
It's the only explanation for him being with you!
Please, we beg you . . . . . Let him go!
Find someone else to control . . . .
P.S. I forgive you for you constant nipple hard-on, I'd have it too if I was around Becks.