Catholic Church MustPay For Contraceptives

The Supreme Court of New York ruled that insurance coverage for employees of the Catholic Church must include contraception.

Richard Harris,Administrative Coordinator
"Telling women that I work for the Catholic Church is all the contraception I need."






Tracy Pierce,Social Worker
"Catholics using birth control? But then who will supply the world with urchins?”






Paul Ballard,Cashier
"This is an affront against the Lord, who was always a proponent of pulling out and climaxing all over her tits."

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