VOGUE?

The Twins are haning in there . . . Bravo ladies!
Love the page boys!

Women in the 1920s were FAT . . . Unless they had tuberculosis!

So . . . EAT hos, EAT!

Who is more Gay? Please Help Decide . . . .

Being that the Queen Bugdoc is an avid sports fan and former athlete herself . . . Please help me pick my future husband. (BTW, if they are married it really doesn't matter to me).

Kerry Collins
Quaterback: Oakland Raiders
Note: Elegant arm positioning
PSU for life Kerry!


OR

Wally Szczerbiak
Guard-Foward - Boston Celtics
Note: Perfect Grooming and Abs!

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Jessica Simpson's Addiction
Article Written By: willow

Jessica Simpson has confessed she is addicted to high heels, even wearing them while she is at the beach. The singer/actress can't stop herself from wearing heels choosing them over footwear that is more comfortable and believes she came out of the womb in a pair. She said; "I think when my mom had me, I came out wearing high heels. I go to the beach in high heels. I walk around my house in high heels

At least we know from these photos that she's putting up a brave fight against this horrible addiction . . . one day at a time honey!

I wondered where that went!

Love you Madonna . . . but please remove your boots when standing on my bedroom furniture.
I want that shit back when you are done with this tour!

MESS!

OK! I've been reading all the blogs about it not being shocking that Lancey is gay . . . but, HELLO! He's a freakin MESS! We don't want anyone who would be caught and photographed in a RADIO SHACK MOCK TURTLENECK! NOT OK as my gurl Notorious would say! Not Brokeback, Not Blue Collar, just WRONG!

Little Richard?

What the hell is on Prince's head? He should've tried to flatten that weave out with some of the spackle that he plastered on his face.
Let it go girl . . . fade gracefully!

A Supermodel Attacked Someone?

Apparently May attacked a stewardess . . . I don't know, it looks to me like that attendant FUCKED HER UP! That or crystal. Unless of course Naomi was on the plane. Things get too confusing for me in the world of supermodel fist fights! They really should film them.

Dear God,

Please, please let me help with Wentworth's tattoos . . . Come on God, help a sista out. Just this once!
Why the fuck didn't I become a tattoo artist!
Hot Hot HOT!

It Isn't Her Fault . . . She's a RAGE-aholic!

I am SO SICK of people constantly degrading Naomi.
This being said, I wish the she could be a little more discreet . . .
A hint from me to you Naomi . . . Substitute CRYSTAL METH for COCAINE as the cause of your angry, violent behavior. The effects of CRYSTAL on one's temperament last MUCH longer and you can get away with acting like a complete and utter ASSHOLE practically forever . . .

Blind White Trash? I think not . . . .

Ok . . . I really love this clip.
But, I think I've figured out why Richard is acting so surprised!

1) Nathean = Nathan in TRASHENESE
2) Richard is CLEARLY GAY! True white trash men would NEVER cry when learning this news, they would throttle the woman, DUH! Plus, did you see Richard running . . . GAY GAY GAY!
3) Being that Richard is GAY, he pretended not to notice that THE CHILD IS BLACK!
4) Elona (love that name) is WAY to skinny!
5) I love the cracker " Oh No" coming from the crowd . . . Best part of the video, listen carefully for it!
I personally think that Richard should be considered for an academy award for that stunning performance!

Loosen up my Buttons . . . Celly!

I personally think that Richie will do fabulously in the pen! Much easier than his previous Survivor stint!
Hell, I'd go on survivor if they were filming in prison!

Got Milk?

I seriously miss Brit! She totally needs to become more self-centered and stop messing around with kids and shit! I'm a slave for you Brit! Go back to what you're good at! STAT!