Steaming Country Mess!

Garth is SOOO disappointing!

Drop the bread, she's horrible and clearly bringing you down.

The jeans with that hideous vest and jacket . . . . Garth?

Looks like someone needs a good gay man in his life!

HMMMM???

SCOTT PETERSON'S NEW BEST FRIEND IS GAY SERIAL KILLER

Scott Peterson has a new best friend: a gay sex maniac on San Quentin's death row convicted of 16 murders!The fertilizer salesman who killed his wife Laci and their unborn son Connor has become buddies with Randy Steven Kraft — the "Southern California Strangler.
"Kraft is a suspect in the deaths of 51 male victims, who were tortured, sexually abused — and sometimes beheaded, The ENQUIRER has learned.
Their bizarre friendship is the talk of E Block. "Scott is the only pretty boy on E Block right now — and word is that Randy is obsessed with him," a source told The ENQUIRER.
The two killers communicate by exchanging "kites" — written messages attached to lines made of dental floss — between their cells. They are 11 cells apart, but other prisoners help move their "kites" along.In one chilling exchange of correspondence
— obtained exclusively by The ENQUIRER — Kraft, who's been on death row since 1989, tells Scott: "The publicity in my case was like yours in many respects."

Scott is pretty hot . . . and I'm glad that he's finally found his true self!

Jail sex is HOT!

Trashy Drag Queens

I FREAKIN' LOVE THIS!
REALLY, I DO . . . I'M SERIOUS!

Another Gay Movie Clip

ALL BOTTOMS!
I'll Translate:
TOP = BOTTOM IN THE MAKING
VERSATILE = BOTTOM
BOTTOM = well, you get it!

I Just Don't Care . . . .

Step Up will likely be as ridorkulous as She's the Man, Coach Carter, and Supercross (his other works) . . . BUT,

He's in a wife-beater throughout the majority of the trailer!

Channing, you da bomb!

AWWWW!!!! It Didn't Work!

Marie Osmond Was Hospitalized




Marie Osmond was hospitalized for a bad reaction to medication, a spokeswoman said Wednesday, denying reports that the singer had attempted suicide.
"She basically had an adverse reaction to some medication she was taking and she blacked out," spokeswoman Amy Hawkes said.
Osmond, who lives in Utah County about 30 miles from Salt Lake City, spent a couple of days at Timpanogos Regional Medical Center in Orem last week, Hawkes said.
"She's doing fine. She's vacationing with her family right now," she said.
The National Enquirer reported in its Aug. 14 edition that Osmond's hospitalization was the result of a failed suicide attempt.

Suicide Attempt? ABSOLUTELY! Come on, Look at her . . . . she's been dialing suicide hotlines since she was in diapers!

I do love her though . . . . she's spunky!

John Tucker Must Die - Movie Trailer

WRONG!
Ashanti, Julia, all the other hos . . . . DIE!
I LOVE YOU JOHN TUCKER . . .

Release Him!

We (Notorious F.A.G. and I) KNOW that your species abducted him for our planet and have implanted some sort of mind control device deep into his brain!
It's the only explanation for him being with you!
Please, we beg you . . . . . Let him go!
Find someone else to control . . . .
P.S. I forgive you for you constant nipple hard-on, I'd have it too if I was around Becks.

To the Winner goes?

Not much, evidently!

Ruben singing the National Anthem all sweaty and polyester!

Sad!

Tips on Dressing for Trash Duty !

THE SCOWL GIRL, LEAVE IT AT HOME! TRUST ME, COMMUNITY SERVICE IS BETTER THAN JAIL!

TOO MUCH HAIR GIRL, FRIZZ-A-LOT IN THE AUGUST HUMIDITY!

TOO MUCH MAKE-UP GIRL, IT'LL RUN!

Boy George to pick up trash in August heat!
Associated Press

published Monday, July 31, 2006
NEW YORK -- Boy George will perform his court-ordered community service by picking up trash on city streets in the August heat, a sanitation spokesman said.
The former Culture Club singer will be issued a shovel, broom, plastic bags and gloves when he reports Aug. 14 for five days of work, said department spokesman Vito Turso.
"This is the epitome of community service," Turso told the New York Daily News. "It's not like he's going to be working in an air-conditioned office."
Born George O'Dowd, the 45-year-old singer has struggled with drug problems for years. He was ordered to do community service after pleading guilty in March to false reporting of an incident. He called police with a bogus report of a burglary at his lower Manhattan apartment in October, and the responding officers found cocaine inside.
A Manhattan judge threatened the singer with jail time if he failed to complete his five days of community service before Aug. 28. O'Dowd had hoped to do so by raising money for an AIDS charity, but this plan was turned down.
Turso's statement was the first indication of what sort of work the singer would be given. He could be assigned to pick up streets in Chinatown, Little Italy, Nolita or parts of the Lower East Side.
O'Dowd became an 1980s icon with his androgynous appearance and vocals on hits such as "Karma Chameleon" and "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?"

Sag!

She should ask Randy where he buys his bras . . . his breasts don't look to have plummeted nearly as far a Paula's.

What is wrong with Pam?

Ok bitch, we get it . . . you are white trash!
Stop!

The Fifth Element . . . .

Where's Ruby Rod?
I'm sorry, but Cher is CRAZY!

Sucker Practice . . .

Not feeling the "Gay Pimp" . . . but, HOT!
Does gay pimp mean that he pimps out gays . . . or that he himself is gay and happens to be a pimp as well?

Sucker Practice . . . .

Ok, they are hot . . . where were these boys when I was playing sports!
Christ.
I love the yellow jocks.