THE QBD STRIKES AGAIN!

Friday, October 27, 2006

Oh LORD!

Ignunt!

Happy Weekend Bitches!

Lord, we all need a break!
Be Nasty if you want to!

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Disgusting yet Provocative!

Ouch!
Damn that's gross!

OUTRAGEOUS!

City sets underwear rule for firefighters


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Wed Oct 25, 10:21 AM ET
VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Reuters) - A Canadian city under pressure for alleged sexual harassment within its fire department has ordered firefighters to wear only boxer-style underwear.
Richmond, British Columbia will spend C$16,000 ($14,200) to buy six pairs of underwear for each firefighter in a bid to make firehalls in the suburb of Vancouver more gender neutral, a newspaper reported on Tuesday.
"We supply firefighters with various pieces of gear such as gloves, now it's underwear," city official Ted Townsend told the Vancouver Sun, saying it was part of the "integration of the sexes in the workplace."
A recent investigation of the department described its workplace culture as "characterized by juvenile and hostile behavior" toward female firefighters by their male colleagues.
Firefighters strip off most of their clothes in order to don protective gear when responding to fire alarms, although Townsend said the city is considering buying gear that can be put on over regular uniforms.
Look, the QBD is all for womynz rights . . . but
Dykes, PLEASE!
My vote is for NO UNDERWARE for fireman!
And post fire-fighting massage services provided by the QBD!

Again? GURLL!

Naomi Campbell Returns to U.K. Police HQ

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Thu Oct 26, 7:04 AM ET
Naomi Campbell returned to a police station Thursday after allegedly being involved in an altercation the day before, police and news reports said.
Metropolitan Police had said Wednesday that officers were called to an address in central London in the afternoon and arrested a 36-year-old woman at 1:20 p.m. She was released on bail.
Police declined Thursday to say whether Campbell, 36, was involved. But in response to inquiries about her confirmed that "a 36-year-old woman" had returned to a police station Thursday morning and was released on bail until an undisclosed date in December.
The force has a policy of not naming people who have been arrested unless they are charged with a crime.
A statement from the Outside Organization, which represents Campbell, said, "We believe there has been a misunderstanding. Once police have investigated we are sure this will be resolved satisfactorily."
Campbell admitted in 2000 that she attacked her personal assistant Georgina Galanis. The model paid an undisclosed sum to Galanis and was not convicted of a crime.

This bitch is CRAAAZZYY!
Another of the QBD's Idols!
LOVE HER!

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

PAY ATTENTION!

They could've used that dildo to bust through the door!
AHHH, Good times!
GURRLLLL!!

Catholic Church MustPay For Contraceptives

The Supreme Court of New York ruled that insurance coverage for employees of the Catholic Church must include contraception.


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Richard Harris,Administrative Coordinator
"Telling women that I work for the Catholic Church is all the contraception I need."



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Tracy Pierce,Social Worker
"Catholics using birth control? But then who will supply the world with urchins?”



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Paul Ballard,Cashier
"This is an affront against the Lord, who was always a proponent of pulling out and climaxing all over her tits."

WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK?
Gotta love The Onion . . . . read it daily for the real news!

Lists NOT to be on!

Kurt Cobain topples Elvis as highest-paid dead celebrity

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Angst-ridden grunge rocker Kurt Cobain has pushed Elvis into second place in a list of highest-earning dead celebrities, with the late Nirvana frontman raking in 50 million dollars in the past year.
The Forbes.com website ranks 13 celebrities pushing up daisies on their income and proves that death need not be an obstacle to making money, with the group collectively earning 247 million dollars in the last year.
"Peanuts" creator Charles Schulz, whose cartoons are syndicated in thousands of newspapers worldwide, came third after earning 35 million dollars, ahead of John Lennon with 24 million and Albert Einstein with 20 million.
The German-born physicist's earnings come from rights to use his famously unkempt image and the Baby Einstein line of educational toys from Walt Disney.
Another cartoonist, creator of the Dr Seuss series Theodor Geisel, ranks seventh, one place behind Andy Warhol but ahead of Ray Charles and Marilyn Monroe, whose likeness continues to pay more than 40 years after her death.
While Elvis, who has been dead for almost 30 years, slipped to number two in the list for the first time since 2001, his estate still managed to earn 42 million dollars in the past 12 months.
J.R.R. Tolkein, the creator of the Lord of the Rings epic, slid three places since last year, but the success of the film trilogy, DVD sales and offshoot merchandise have continued to make a killing for the English writer.
Success of the Johnny Cash biopic "Walk the Line" helped the Man in Black avoid going into the red, pulling in eight million dollars for his heirs, while late Beatles guitarist George Harrison and reggae legend Bob Marley both earned some seven million dollars, mostly through CD sales and royalties.


Great . . . who the hell decides on lists to make?
Hmmmm, lists the QBD would make . . .
Lord, being on any list designed around the QBD's past wouldn't be pretty!

Go Ahead Billy!

ASHTON VOTES CLINTON OUT OF DEMI'S LIFE
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Ashton Kutcher has banned wife Demi Moore from speaking to flirtatious former president Bill Clinton.Ashton's anger was ignited after a recent dinner party at which Clinton spent the night charming the 43-year-old actress while ignoring her much-younger husband Ashton, 28."
Ashton was angry at being treated that way, and it led to the biggest argument between him and Demi since they married a year ago," said an insider.
Ashton told Jay Leno he felt like "the invisible man" when he spoke about the incident on his Sept. 28 appearance on the "Tonight Show."
"Bill was so engrossed by Demi...I've never met a president before, but he didn't say a word to me the entire evening," said Ashton. "I was like the guy who wasn't there."
But what Ashton DOESN'T know is that this isn't the first time the skirt-chasing ex-prez put the moves on Demi!
In 2002, The ENQUIRER exclusively revealed that the two spent a sexy night together laughing and flirting at Hollywood's trendy Ago restaurant.
"During the evening there were a few times that Bill affectionately rubbed Demi's back as they were talking," a source said at the time. "She didn't back away — she smiled warmly at him as he touched her.
"But Demi defended herself when Ashton confronted her about the most recent incident, telling him there was "nothing she could have done to have changed the situation without being rude."
The ENQUIRER has also learned Ashton wasn't the only angry spouse that evening. Sen. Hillary Clinton was infuriated by her hubby's amorous behavior — especially since she believes another family scandal could hurt her chances of winning if she decides to run for the presidency.

Spectacular!
Billy is one of the QBD's American Idols!
Check the dresses Ashton, drycleaning bills, ask Linda . . .
Billy banged her . . . it's all so Shortbus (right Hollywood?)

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Filthy Rumors . . . .

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Some villainous Blogger (a.k.a N-FAG) has been mislead by her delusional self into thinking that my future husband would be interested in her saggihood!
BITCH, PLEASE!
REMEMBER HO . . . . Dr. QBD Beckham knows where to find you!
I LOVE DAVID!

Lies Parents Tell Their Children to Make Them Feel Better!

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LIES! ALL LIES!!!
God The QBD needs therapy!
Kind of like . . .
"all the kids in school are just jealous cause you sing soprano at 18!"
LIES!!!!

Janet 20 Y.O. . . .

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Memoirs of a Geisha?
Bitch, Please!
Geisha don't have work done!

Monday, October 23, 2006

Dog Food? Can She Sink Any Lower?

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Charity . . . right Melissa!

Washed Up Child Star of the Month . . . .

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We all know why you see dead people now honey . . .
Wipe your nose!
P.S. HATE the shaggy hair . . .

GOOD!

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Duane ''Dog'' Chapman, right, and his wife Beth Chapman are shown during a news conference in Honolulu, Friday, Oct. 20, 2006. Attorneys for Chapman say that they've been granted an injunction by Mexican authorities while they investigate the criminal charges against their client. Chapman, who is the star of the popular Hawaii-based A&E show "Dog The Bounty Hunter," was arrested last month along with two of his co-stars after his capture of fugitive convicted rapist Andrew Luster, the Max Factor heir, on June 18, 2003, in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. They face charges of illegal detention and conspiracy. Chapman is still hoping to get a dismissal of the extradition proceedings against him.

I am really glad this MORON has to wear an anklette!
"Christian" BIGOTS infurate the QBD!