REASON 1 TO WATCH QVC

That sucks!
Hilarious!

REASON 2 TO WATCH QVC

These Dells are GREAT for PORNO!
WHEW!!

REASON 3 TO WATCH QVC!

O'Dell, I love that name!

Totally Calm in the face of disaster . . .

Casting Error Announced . . . .

Simpson Relates to Her Role in `Chicago'

Fri Sep 22, 1:18 PM ET


Ashlee Simpson says she relates to her role as fame-hungry Roxie Hart in the London run of the musical "Chicago." She's been there, done that.
"The play is absolutely all about celebrity and wanting to be famous and having your name in the papers and your picture in the papers," the 21-year-old singer-actress told AP Radio in a recent interview.
"And, in that sense, it's been kind of cool because I've really got to connect to that, because I've seen that world and been in that world."
Simpson, whose 2004 debut album, "Autobiography," was a hit despite her "Saturday Night Live" lip-synching snafu, called her new role "extremely humbling."
"You are not a celebrity when you come here," she said. "Everyone is equal, everyone has to work together, so this has been amazing. But, as far as tabloids and whatnot go, I really try to keep my head out of them and try not to read the stories or anything like that, because they are never really true."
Her 26-year-old sister, Jessica Simpson, is also a pop superstar/media magnet. Yet, there's no sibling rivalry, she said.
"Jessie and I don't have that because we're sisters, we've got to be there for each other. We can have the other people we're competitive with, but not each other."

WHAT??

She's a moron . . . A Kelly sister is really her role.

Will she murder Jessica?

Land herself in the clink . . . .

Why does musical theater disgrace itself so . . . .

DISGUSTING!

On Today's Episode of CRACKHEADS GONE WILD!!

Florida man takes 50-foot dive for $20


PALMETTO, Florida (AP) --

Mark Giorgio figured a 50-foot plunge was worth $20. Giorgio, 47, was counting his money and walking across the U.S. 41 bridge over the Manatee River Monday when a $20 bill blew out of his hand and flew over the rail.
He followed. And plummeted 50 feet into the river. Then he swam about 100 yards to fish the bill from the water.
"I got my money back, hell yeah," Giorgio told the Sarasota Herald-Tribune. "Twenty bucks is a lot of money when you're broke."
He was fished from the water by a passing Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission officer.
Giorgio, who said he was already suffering from a broken collarbone, refused treatment for cuts and scrapes he suffered in the fall.

ATTENTION!!!!

NEW ALBUM OUT THE 23RD!!
GO GET IT GIRLZ!!

Amy Grant spreads for the star . . .

She looks kinda slutty as spread out on Hollywood Blvd.

Isn't she a christian singer?

Who the hell put her on there?

Are there Christians in L.A.?

HMMMMMM . . . . . .

Idol Time . . .

This July 24, 2006 photo provided by the Yuma Country Sheriff's Office shows Corey Clark in Yuma, Ariz. A warrant is expected to be issued for the arrest of Clark, a former American Idol contestant, after he failed to appear in court on a summons stemming from his July 24 arrest for violating a court order and trespassing. (AP Photo/Yuma Country Sheriff's Office, HO)

SAD!

Tina V. Stipe

Eat something . . .

Look, the QBD KNOWS of eating disorders, not eating disorder, chemically induced eating disorders . . . all them

Seek mental and physical help gurl . . . SCARY!

Gay Weatherman vs. Cockroach

GUESS WHO'S BACK!!!
This classic makes up for a week of no blog entries!
Gurl be skaird of some roaches!