Ignunt!

BITCH, PLEASE!

1) Nobody Cares!

2) Just cause you are "married" to a faded star who nobody cares about doesn't make you an author!

3) NOBODY FUCKING CARES!

A Coal Miner's Daughter . . . .

Nope . . .

Hate it!

HURRRAAAYYY! WAIT, NO, BOOOO!!!!!!

WTF?

Thank God the QBD doesn't celebrate this anymore!

They really should ban this holiday!

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bitch didn't get skinnier though!
Where the hell was Ken?
Off at the bathhouse probably!

One to grow on!

Exactly Kim!
We all know that Kim saved her energies for eating!
Pig!

NO JOKE!! THOUSANDS IN THERAPY FOR THE QBD!!!

Good God!

The Gap?

WTF is wrong with Oprah?

She looks awful!

Bono looks o.k.

They are Old!