Sorority Girls From Hell!

Incredible . . .
Sometimes I'm Erma, Sometimes I'm Donna . ..
I LOVE PARTY PUMPS!

Finally, My Baby is Coming Home!

LONDON (AFP) - David Beckham's spokesman has dismissed a claim made by Real Madrid president Ramon Calderon that the former England captain will quit in two years.
And Calderon said Wednesday that he was confident the 31-year-old would extend his contract with the Spanish side which expires next year, despite not holding down a regular place on the team this season.
"As far as I know he has decided to retire in two years' time," Calderon told BBC Radio Five Live.
"It would be fantastic if he would stay with us for the next two years."
But a spokesman for Beckham said: "This is a complete surprise to us. No one has ever discussed a retirement date."
Calderon insisted that Beckham is still in the frame for Real coach Fabio Capello despite being restricted in the past few weeks to the substitutes' bench.
"We need him. He's playing very well. The coach trusts him. We hope everything will be arrived at in the next 15 to 20 days to sign the new contract," he said.
Calderon hinted that Beckham may head to the United States after leaving Madrid.
"I read somewhere that perhaps he's going to the States for a golden retirement," he said.
"I'm quite sure that nowadays a player at 34 or 35 can play easily. Especially him, who's a great professional, he's been training all his life.
"He does things in the right way. I imagine that if he wants, when he leaves Real Madrid, he can be anywhere in the world - in the States perhaps, why not back in England?"
Beckham moved to Real from Manchester United in 2003 in a deal worth 25 million pounds (46.8 million dollars, 36.7 million euros).
He would be free to negotiate with other clubs in January if he failed to agree a new contract with Real, who have have failed to win a major trophy in his three seasons in Spain.
Beckham was axed from the England team by new manager Steve McLaren following its World Cup flop.
But the midfielder says he is determined to force his way back into the squad, even if he doubts McClaren's public declaration that "the door is still open."

Too Ghetto for the Stars . . .

Poor Viv got booted off dancing with the ridorkulous . . .

Sad . . .

She is too ghetto for that show . . .

She should've relied on her karate skillz from Kill Bill . . .

My RIDE!!!

SWEEEEETTT!!
And the QBD looks HOT!!
Watch out bitches!

DAMMIT!

Why didn't I ever pay attention to Pee Wee?
Was this post movie theather?

Hebrew Crunk!

UMMM . . . .
I'm not sure what to make of this, but Happy High Holy days to all my Jewish bitches!

Runaway bride?

Laura Mallory, of Loganville, Ga., holds up a brochure for a summer camp for learning the art of witchcraft, in an effort to show the influence of the fictional Harry Potter, while presenting her case to have the Harry Potter book series during a hearing in front of a Gwinnett County board of education officer, Tuesday, Oct. 3, 2006, in Atlanta. Mallory is attempting to have the Harry Potter book series removed from Gwinnett County classrooms and school libraries. Mallory has argued that the stories promote and glorify witchcraft. (AP Photo/John Amis)

What's up with this crazy? She looks like that crazy bitch to ran away from her husband . . .

My wizardly skills didn't improve after reading those books . . .

Damn!

Perfect . . .

Description of the QBD's attitude today!

Sad!

Girl Gone Wild Again . . . .

George Michael Arrested on Drug Charges

George Michael was arrested on suspicion of possessing marijuana after police found him slumped over the steering wheel of his car in London, authorities said Monday.
Michael was arrested after police responded to complaints that a car was blocking an intersection in North London at 3:22 a.m. Sunday. He received a caution for possession of cannabis and was released on bail on a charge of being unfit to drive. He has a November court date.
Just a week earlier, Michael gave his first solo concert in 15 years. The Spain show kicked off his new tour, "25 Live," which is scheduled for 28 European cities this fall.
Michael rose to fame in the 1980s as half of the duo Wham! before starting his solo career.
Police had earlier warned Michael for possession of cannabis in February.
In April, he hit three parked cars. He later acknowledged in an interview that he was a "terrible driver" and said he was trying to maneuver out of a parking spot.